Pull the cord to detonate
  • Biology Teacher: The thing about science is we can use it to answer natural phenomena, but we can't for philosophical questions and morals. Such as, "Why does life exist?" and "Why are we here?"
  • Me: (whispering to myself) It’s one of life’s great mysteries isn’t it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a God watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don’t know, man, but it keeps me up at night.
  • Girl Next to Me: What?
  • Me: What?
Kira's Laugh All Languages At Once
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khazon:

How am I supposed to describe this…?

apolojizzing:

bargainers:

fuck bowser

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but also fuck bowser

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…amirite?

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shippery:

aka im a terrible person

I’m also going to cosplay you.

  • being in a fandom long term: urrrrrrrrrrgh not this shitty argument again we've covered this
speakly:

When you want something and your mum didn’t agree

speakly:

When you want something and your mum didn’t agree

Anonymous
Handmaid what are your top ten ways of torture

interrogate-stuck:

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♈: 1. Live with D0c Scratch.

♈: 2. Be enslaved t0 L0rd English.

♈: 3. Spend y0ur life in servitude.

♈: Th0se sh0uld be m0re than en0ugh.

mostly-perfect:

So one time my dad bought a skeleton for Halloween, and one day he decided to place it in the kitchen to scare me and it went too far…

alternicon:

Alternicon is a brand new Boston, MA convention for online and alternative media, which is looking for some Night Vale fans to add to its programming! 

Got a great idea for a panel?  Submit it here: http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/8ND29WR.  Want to contribute but aren’t sure what you’d like to do?  Talk to Tumblr user Supergirlx55 and she’ll help you figure it out.  Or you can help just by reblogging this post and spreading the word to your friends.

Learn more about Alternicon at their website: alternicon.com, or join the Facebook event: https://www.facebook.com/events/225963907557504

lavendermarzipan:

pearl always knows what to say
but amethyst always knows what to do to make steven happy

thelilnan:

I was watching Pokémon: Indigo League on Netflix and the Pokédex called Kakuna a “transitional Pokémon”

and then suddenly this happened

adventprince:

hey fellow ppl who menstruate!

my gynecologist told me today that she doesn’t reccomend Always brand menstrual products, especially to people with sensitive skin, because they’ve been known to irritate the vulva. She said even if you don’t notice an irritation, it can still affect yr vaginal health/make you more prone to yeast infections etc.

please spread this so we can avoid hecking up our vulvas!

gaaraofsburbia:

I’m gonna cosplay Fey.

Taking some liberties, obviously



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