Pull the cord to detonate

yourheadcanon:

"jade listen to the rap i just made" /crawls into bed and falls asleep

queermarcobodt:

"you’re too young to know what your sexuality is" said the straight person to a queer teenager 

"he’s such a ladies’ man" said the straight person about a 6 month old baby that doesn’t know what a lady is

icecolddookie:

wispwill:

Foolish.

you’ve fallen victim to the old razzle dazzle

icecolddookie:

wispwill:

Foolish.

you’ve fallen victim to the old razzle dazzle

literaryghoul:

unless your teachers are abusive assholes there is no fucking reason to disrespect them

they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education

teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they have to grade because their salary is low as shit

oh wow, your math teacher yelled at you because you were ignoring the lesson and talking to your friend

i wonder why

jesus christ teachers have it hard enough dont be an asshole

atomicdomme:

a lot of people talk like capitalism is necessary to have innovation and I just think of all the brilliant and creative people I know who spend all of their time and energy worrying about how they’re going to have a roof over their heads and food to eat. capitalism doesn’t drive innovation, it stifles it and shackles it to the endlessly wasteful machinery of exploitation.

markiplier makes noises that sound dirty out of context in his newest upload of turbo dismount

(11,586)

lizzaycat:

why

does this really need an explanation it’s all in the title

i need to stop making these audio clip thingies

markiplier:

mizuru007:

I firmly believe that Markiplier, Tobuscus, and Pewdiepie all went to the same fucking LP school of “DON’T STOP SHOUTING JUST KEEP SHOUTING NONSENSE THAT WILL MAKE EVERYTHING YOU DO FUCKING FUNNY”.

goddamn annoying is what it is

I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now.

the-chaotic-nether:

I love this company already.

the-chaotic-nether:

I love this company already.

nedsseveredhead:

itsgayerinenochian:

igavvedit:

mohawkdandy:

hungryhungry-hipster:

someincoherentvitriol:

shavingryansprivates:

flaming slow motion tennis

here you go: physics porn

SCIENCE

Lost it over the last gif

can we talk about the donuts who filmed this tho

the people who filmed this are utter fools

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vinebox:

Watching Pokémon on Saturday mornings as a kid



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